narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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(Source: wildpens, via dutchster)

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

Awe. Gimme

(via moondoughnut)

vispreeve:

Spencer Hare by Holly Burnham

styling: Brian Casey
source: Fucking Young! Online

Come to mama, gorgeous

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Timestamp: 1397792527

vispreeve:

Spencer Hare by Holly Burnham

styling: Brian Casey
source: Fucking Young! Online

Come to mama, gorgeous

(via peytondawn)

mishawinsexster:

Nicely done, Pixar.

(via nipplodian)

Timestamp: 1397777473

mishawinsexster:

Nicely done, Pixar.

(via nipplodian)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via nipplodian)

Timestamp: 1397777340

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via nipplodian)

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

(via nipplodian)

Timestamp: 1397776420

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

(via nipplodian)

keepitdownontheloki:

hayyel:

Kraken: The Early Years

One of the cutest things I’ve seen all year!

(Source: acionnae, via georgiawinter)

Timestamp: 1397751904

keepitdownontheloki:

hayyel:

Kraken: The Early Years

One of the cutest things I’ve seen all year!

(Source: acionnae, via georgiawinter)

fohk:

"If I’m going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you’re not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you’re the only person on this earth I can trust"

Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Quentin Tarantino

(via s3rendipity)

Timestamp: 1397751158

fohk:

"If I’m going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you’re not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you’re the only person on this earth I can trust"

Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Quentin Tarantino

(via s3rendipity)

kenby:

why u lick me

(via dutchster)

Timestamp: 1397739780

kenby:

why u lick me

(via dutchster)

kristarenzs-blog:

notdave:

THE MORE I WATCH THIS THE FUNNIER IT GETS BECAUSE THEY RUN OFF IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AND THEN JUST SORT OF SMASH TOGETHER LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR ARMS GO OMFG I’M GOING TO CRY

WHERE’D YOU COME FROM, WHERE’D YOU G? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, HITACHIN TWINS’ ARMS?

(Source: larvitarr, via the-n0cturne)

Timestamp: 1397739774

kristarenzs-blog:

notdave:

THE MORE I WATCH THIS THE FUNNIER IT GETS BECAUSE THEY RUN OFF IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AND THEN JUST SORT OF SMASH TOGETHER LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR ARMS GO OMFG I’M GOING TO CRY

WHERE’D YOU COME FROM, WHERE’D YOU G? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, HITACHIN TWINS’ ARMS?

(Source: larvitarr, via the-n0cturne)

4gifs:

Cat drinks warmed milk like a baby. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via gerarddoesntbottom)

Timestamp: 1397739690

4gifs:

Cat drinks warmed milk like a baby. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via gerarddoesntbottom)

I’m ready to die